pretty awesome first day of orientation. i signed up for novice rowing, got free food, went on a bouncy castle, and kicked ass in dodgeball. criminology faculty won the dodgeball tournament, and i got smacked in the face. i also went to the "dude, where's my class?" shit, and i'm telling you right now that i am going to be so fucking lost on my first day. oh well.

i'm lookin' pretty edge in my free shirt, son.